Welcome to Kidderminster Coffee and Tea. We have a wide selection of books to go with our drinks and light meals. Grab a cozy mystery to go with your hot cocoa or pick a book and ask us for a snack suggestion. Here are today’s specials:
Emma by Jane Austen. Why not have our habanero quesadilla? Rich, spicy, and the perfect antidote to Mr. Woodhouse’s bowls of gruel.
Introduction to Thermodynamics. A large pot of coffee, and free refills. You’ll need it.
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas. A Monte Cristo. Personally, I prefer the sandwich to the book.
Babbit by Sinclair Lewis. We’ll pretend your coffee is whiskey, but only if you tell us Joe sent you.
The Brothers Karamzov by Fydor Dostoyevsky. Russian Caravan tea, and a pen and paper so you can keep the character names straight (offer applies to most Russian novels).
Don Quixote by Cervantes. My mother’s coffee cake, because she’s disappointed that I’ve never read it. Read it in Spanish, and she’ll adopt you.
Hotel Pastis by Peter Mayle. A crisp baguette, local cheese, and fresh seasonal fruit. Or something chosen by our chef (she’s a professional and knows what you really want).
Hot Six by Janet Evanovich. A cupcake, because you know Stephanie should choose Morelli over Ranger.
The Hunger Games trilogy. Two sandwiches, a large slice of chocolate cake, and an extra large mocha latte.
The Long Winter by Laura Ingalls Wilder. Iced tea and our summer fruit plate (offer only available when the forecasted high temperature is over 85F).
Anything by Dickens. A large plate of small cookies. Read five pages; eat one cookie as a reward (that’s how I got through A Tale of Two Cities).
Dracula by Bram Stoker. Blood sausages, and a seat away from sunlight.
A Bear Called Paddington by Michael Bond. Marmalade on toast and a pot of tea (offer only good for Elevenses).
If nothing on our list strikes your fancy, don’t worry. Our library and menu are extensive enough that by the time you exhaust the potential combinations, a new version of Hamlet will be in preview performances at the primate house.